As my darling peteybird informed me, "It looks like someone yakked on top of it."
Ain't nobody asked for your opinion, boychild. Now eat your damned cake!
At least it was tasty.
I promise there is a good reason for my absence. I've been merrily sewing/embroidering along and as soon as I am finished, we will have a talk, okay?
Here's a little preview.
ETA: I forgot to add the recipe. Ooops. Fresh Strawberry Cake with Cream Cheese Swiss Meringue. Do not overbeat this stuff or your cake will be ugly too.