|There are a thousand lies they could have told|
me to fix that hair. I might still be put out.
So I bought the biggest, blingiest, affordable dress I could find.
And walked right on down the aisle.
|No, we aren't Amish.|
It's mostly been sweet.
|Hey, I made that cake!|
And despite three deployments,
|All American family right here|
we haven't managed to kill each other.
|This one is disgustingly cute, yes?|
We're raising some kids,
|Man, they are so big now.|
|Wook at dat tiny puppers!|
and recently added a baby to the mix.
|I think I was high on vicodin here.|
Not too shabby, I say. Not too shabby at all.